CONSUMER WARNING! If you happen to crack open the Fall 2017 issue of HOW Magazine, you might be startled to notice a familiar face staring back at you. Holy moly! It’s me! The kindly folks at HOW Design invited me to talk at some length (six full pages!) about self promotion and just how in the holy hell people actually find work in this day and age. The front cover promises “insider secrets” but I think I mostly just talked about being too dumb to quit at anything. Infinite thanks to Chris Jalufka for his patience with sorting through my stupid ramblings and to Hattie Watson for making me look slightly less of a stooge than usual.